you get two today,


let's actually address the idea of thanksgiving.

Now, don't you think it's strange that part of your right of passage into adulthood is to let you know what really happened between the Indians and the Pilgrims oh so many years ago?

It even comes to light years after the idea of santa claus lays shattered on the ground, naked, and being pissed on, and it's a woman, and she's into it, and now her friend is there and she's got a whip....

what I'm trying to say is, maybe it is important for a child to grow up thinking that a race of lower intelligent poorly speaking Indians took us in and formed a symbiotic relationship with us, taught us how to hunt and live in this country, and then when we were comfortable and able to survive, handed over the keys and told us to watch out on those turns.

It probably doesn't hit us as a horrible injustice by the time we learn the truth because all of our indoctrination at that point has come to fruition.

I guess the governmen figures that once we believe that a country was handed over freely, then we can believe that one bullet can be shot from a mans back right side, enter throught the front of his neck and out of his back, spin 360 and go through the back and the wrist of another man, land in his thigh and be in perfect condition.

And I guess they figure if we can believe that a man travels the world every Christmass and drops gifts off to every child who is not a jew or a muslim, then we can also believe that it's "just the way it goes" when a president wins the popular election and doesn't get to be president