My Fellow Americans,

It appears that on December 15, 2003 at approximately 2:24:38 am, there has been a breach of security, on Suffra's blogspot.

thank you

So, as it seems, Suffra has a bit of a cult following going on down under, that's right, I have an Aussie fan, a man's man, or an Aussie girl, a man's girl, pluggin in and reading, and quite possibly using my site to determine what American norms and customs are like (I know... I'd like to be around for their first visit too)

I'm pretty sure that it is a couple of friends, sitting around popping through the internet, stumbling across this pure genius, and saying something like

"...........," because they're to busy reading, and within minutes, that room full of Australians is laughing their ass off, huddled around the one computer in all of Sidney which is viewing my site, although the monitor may be hooked to a live feed, that updates my site in real time, so as we speak, My words are scrolling up a marquis near that Conquistador hat looking thing in Sidney, and so I say


PEOPLE OF AUSTRALIA,
DO NOT, I REPEAT DO NOT
OVERTHROW YOUR GOVERNMENT,
I WILL NOT BE ABLE TO ASSUME ANY
DICTATOR ROLE FOR THE AUSTRALIAN PEOPLE,
I AM IN SCHOOL,
PLEASE, GO BACK TO YOUR HOMES, AND SIGN ON TO MY
SITE WITH YOUR OWN COMPUTERS, SO I CAN SHOW MORE THAN ONE HIT
FROM AUSTRALIA.

thank you