Open Letter to my Adoring Public:
Ok, first of all, thank you, seriously, from the bottom of my heart I thank you, but it's going too far. It's like I can't walk onto my campus (over there at the school) without some dickhead screamin, "OH HEY... YOU.. THE UHHH.. blog guy."
Yes, I know, I'm handy with the steel, I have that special knack for blogs, I think I maybe hear the word Prodigy tossed around, but you have to understand that it's killing me.
A day doesn't go by when somebody doesn't come up to me and say
"Oh hey, pretty funny seein you, this'll probably end up in your blog," or "could you beat up my Aunt Milfie?, she's got a pretty bad case of the ass cancer"
Listen, like George Washington (senior) I was dragged into this whole blog business, not of my own accord, but because others felt I was obligated to do so... I only have one goal here.. and one goal only, Hate Mail, piles and piles of pure unadulterated steaming loads of hate mail.. that's it..
and does anybody know how much I've got of it so far?... NONE
and I checked my site counter (click it, it's on the bottom of the page)
I have apparently been visited by members of
A> National Review Online- a conservative republican periodical... no hate mail, HOW CAN I NOT BE ABLE TO PISS OFF A REPUBLICAN?
Jesus MotherFucking Asslicking Cocksucking Christ, getting pissed off is in their god damn platform... and I can't seem to do it
what if I said the only reason Dubya started a war with Iraq is because he wanted to control the world's Cocaine and DUI's?(does that do anything for you conservative bastards?)
B> DISNEY.COM- yes, that's right, Michael Eisner is sitting in a secret lair located somewhere inside a giant mickey mouse statue's ass, reading my Blog, and NOT having the common decency to send me an angry letter...
I mean.. it doesn't even have to be coherent, it just has to really show me that you're angry, that you care.....
The rest of the people visiting the site seem to just be.... well, they're all just me mostly
but FUCKING DISNEY for christ's sake?
So, if you really care about this site... I would start voicing your opiniion if I were you or I'm gonna start writing shit that sounds more like this;
" Today work was really boring.
Yesterday bowling was fun, except Flavio said he likes me better than Garrett. That was a surprise for 2 reasons.
1) Flavio likes EVERYONE less than me. He even likes sweeping than me.
2) I like Garrett better than I like me-and I like me a lot. I mean you can ask anyone at work who they like better me(cherie) or Garrett and they will say Garrett cause he is the shit yo!
I guess I shouldn't take Flavio's opinions to heart-he likes Hope the best. "
... WELL IS THAT THE KINDA SHIT YOU WANT YOU FUCKERS?
It must be, cause I checked that chicks counter, and she got like a billion hits... she probly get's god damn hate mail without trying..
whatever, we'll see how everyone likes it when start just listing the things I ate each day (I'll give you a hint, a hand full of anibiotics and a shitload of fiber)
Fuck you all
Suffra
Ok, first of all, thank you, seriously, from the bottom of my heart I thank you, but it's going too far. It's like I can't walk onto my campus (over there at the school) without some dickhead screamin, "OH HEY... YOU.. THE UHHH.. blog guy."
Yes, I know, I'm handy with the steel, I have that special knack for blogs, I think I maybe hear the word Prodigy tossed around, but you have to understand that it's killing me.
A day doesn't go by when somebody doesn't come up to me and say
"Oh hey, pretty funny seein you, this'll probably end up in your blog," or "could you beat up my Aunt Milfie?, she's got a pretty bad case of the ass cancer"
Listen, like George Washington (senior) I was dragged into this whole blog business, not of my own accord, but because others felt I was obligated to do so... I only have one goal here.. and one goal only, Hate Mail, piles and piles of pure unadulterated steaming loads of hate mail.. that's it..
and does anybody know how much I've got of it so far?... NONE
and I checked my site counter (click it, it's on the bottom of the page)
I have apparently been visited by members of
A> National Review Online- a conservative republican periodical... no hate mail, HOW CAN I NOT BE ABLE TO PISS OFF A REPUBLICAN?
Jesus MotherFucking Asslicking Cocksucking Christ, getting pissed off is in their god damn platform... and I can't seem to do it
what if I said the only reason Dubya started a war with Iraq is because he wanted to control the world's Cocaine and DUI's?(does that do anything for you conservative bastards?)
B> DISNEY.COM- yes, that's right, Michael Eisner is sitting in a secret lair located somewhere inside a giant mickey mouse statue's ass, reading my Blog, and NOT having the common decency to send me an angry letter...
I mean.. it doesn't even have to be coherent, it just has to really show me that you're angry, that you care.....
The rest of the people visiting the site seem to just be.... well, they're all just me mostly
but FUCKING DISNEY for christ's sake?
So, if you really care about this site... I would start voicing your opiniion if I were you or I'm gonna start writing shit that sounds more like this;
" Today work was really boring.
Yesterday bowling was fun, except Flavio said he likes me better than Garrett. That was a surprise for 2 reasons.
1) Flavio likes EVERYONE less than me. He even likes sweeping than me.
2) I like Garrett better than I like me-and I like me a lot. I mean you can ask anyone at work who they like better me(cherie) or Garrett and they will say Garrett cause he is the shit yo!
I guess I shouldn't take Flavio's opinions to heart-he likes Hope the best. "
... WELL IS THAT THE KINDA SHIT YOU WANT YOU FUCKERS?
It must be, cause I checked that chicks counter, and she got like a billion hits... she probly get's god damn hate mail without trying..
whatever, we'll see how everyone likes it when start just listing the things I ate each day (I'll give you a hint, a hand full of anibiotics and a shitload of fiber)
Fuck you all
Suffra
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