Ladies and Gentleman,
If you are wondering what has happened to the Suffra in the past few weeks, I regret to inform you that due to his missionary work in the mountains of Albany, trying to convert neo-con handicapable people into... not talking people, the suffra has been unable to update his site.
Unfortunately, due to the vast right wing conspiracy which is nestled deep within this quiet city, the Suffra is unable to get an internet connection in his apartment.
He has been allowed a connection through his office building, which is part of the Albany senate, only under the conditions that he access it through an abacus which is running windows 98, and that he allows every word he types to be passed through, once again, "the vast right wing conspiracy," other wise known as every security and official personnel in the office, whom enjoy very much causing trouble through spying.
Due to these circumstances, the suffra cannot post any information regarding his daily retard smacking routine.
He is also not allowed to tell you about his experiences with the local handicaps, because his new found relationship with these folk can not be discussed explicitly due to censorship issues, but let's just say these "retard cripples" are "getting f'ed in the A"
Thank You for your patience as we try to alleviate the internet situation
love
The Suffra
P.S.: send porn
If you are wondering what has happened to the Suffra in the past few weeks, I regret to inform you that due to his missionary work in the mountains of Albany, trying to convert neo-con handicapable people into... not talking people, the suffra has been unable to update his site.
Unfortunately, due to the vast right wing conspiracy which is nestled deep within this quiet city, the Suffra is unable to get an internet connection in his apartment.
He has been allowed a connection through his office building, which is part of the Albany senate, only under the conditions that he access it through an abacus which is running windows 98, and that he allows every word he types to be passed through, once again, "the vast right wing conspiracy," other wise known as every security and official personnel in the office, whom enjoy very much causing trouble through spying.
Due to these circumstances, the suffra cannot post any information regarding his daily retard smacking routine.
He is also not allowed to tell you about his experiences with the local handicaps, because his new found relationship with these folk can not be discussed explicitly due to censorship issues, but let's just say these "retard cripples" are "getting f'ed in the A"
Thank You for your patience as we try to alleviate the internet situation
love
The Suffra
P.S.: send porn
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