It seems that Adventures in Patriotism part 1 was lost due to technical difficulties (Suffra blames writer{Writer blames internet})

normally The Suffra wouldn't give a shit about losing one post, but this was to be his first attempt at a series... well that's pretty much fucked now.

So, if you haven't read Adventured in Patriotism part one... here's a brief synopsis

Suffra's brother and girlfriend return home on the fourth of july drunk, while the suffra recovers from a serious flu... and all of this is hysterically funny.

Suffra's Brother (Suffbro) is made to look the fool (prompting the request never to be written into another suffra story again) as his girlfriend in a drunken haze jumps around like a moron and cracks her head open... big laughs

Suffra, being the only sober person, is forced to begin his fourth of July journey...

this was also the beginning of a would be running gag about the word "morrow" which will be left in to the rest of the posts due to the fact that, fuck you all.

So consider that the lost episode in the life of the Suffra.. those of you who read it can snobishly claim true allegiance to the Suffra's witt until of course it resurfaces just in time for, "The Suffra Chronicles: Everything You've read online, in book form that you pay for"...

The book was to be due out in september, but due to distribution problems (no distro) publishing problems (no publisher) and technical dificulties (no material), it has been delayed