Good news and Bad News today,

So, it has come to my attention that I've finally pissed a couple of people off,

was it the constant beating of the physically challenged in my stories?
no

Did I finally receive a piece of hatemail which I've sought after for so long?
no


apparantly, instead of doing anything right, two kids decided to express their anger towards my site, in their own blogs......

this is retarded.. and this is not hate mail..

I seem to have pissed of two kids, who use their blog to write about things that piss them off... every day.. sometimes twice.... covering such controversial issues like "I hate fast cars".. and.. "I don't like people's screen names,"..

once again, this is retarded..

now I'm ok with offending people, it's been a goal of mine for quite a while now..
but I think my victory is a bit hollow..


Our first waste of flesh (doesn't even have a vagina) wrote on their blog:

"Ignorant and Arrogant Americans {that's where they linked to me}(Yeah, we've got one computer dumb ass. It's Sydney too, learn to spell, I can spell your fucking cities"

where's the rest of the quote? that's it.. apparantly the grammar police are above closing their parenthesis

now, this response is only a more thought out copy of person A's friend's earlier post which simply reffered to me as

"a complete smacktard who can't spell Sydney."


let's ignore the obvious part about how I didn't actually say there was one computer in all
of SIDNEY,

and let's not even bother with the fact that I'm an arrogant or ignorant american because that just comes naturally to me, and i don't deserve any special credit above the rest of our kind..

let's get down to the real problems with this crap

1. not hate mail... this jus cuts deep
2. two links, on two people's blogs, which resulted in two hits for my site, which would mean that i got the hits from them checking their links (you could have attempted to get some kind of following that would at least come see what you're so pissed about), and of course resulted in no hatemail


now for the good news... apparantly I don't need to spend any time crafting awkward and evil tales about our sadistic hero... I only need to spell shit wrong,, so say good bye to the old format, and welcome the new..

fuck Filladelfia
Shit on Shicago
Damn Demnark
Crap on the UCrane
Phrance rocks(that should anger someone)


enjoy the rest of your day.

Ladies and Gentleman,

If you are wondering what has happened to the Suffra in the past few weeks, I regret to inform you that due to his missionary work in the mountains of Albany, trying to convert neo-con handicapable people into... not talking people, the suffra has been unable to update his site.

Unfortunately, due to the vast right wing conspiracy which is nestled deep within this quiet city, the Suffra is unable to get an internet connection in his apartment.

He has been allowed a connection through his office building, which is part of the Albany senate, only under the conditions that he access it through an abacus which is running windows 98, and that he allows every word he types to be passed through, once again, "the vast right wing conspiracy," other wise known as every security and official personnel in the office, whom enjoy very much causing trouble through spying.

Due to these circumstances, the suffra cannot post any information regarding his daily retard smacking routine.

He is also not allowed to tell you about his experiences with the local handicaps, because his new found relationship with these folk can not be discussed explicitly due to censorship issues, but let's just say these "retard cripples" are "getting f'ed in the A"

Thank You for your patience as we try to alleviate the internet situation

love
The Suffra

P.S.: send porn